Right then ladies (- I know there is at least one who claims to read this blog!!!!)

Anybody interested in accompanying me on this little soiree?

THE BOAT PARTY TO END ALL BOAT PARTIES!

If any of you lovely ladies would like to join me, please fire off your applications by email to admin@thedonkeywork.com – goes without saying, you must be prepared to satisfy my rampant libido!

I look forward to a mega full-to-busting inbox!