Unremarkable….

Written by admin on September 3rd, 2011

What a thoroughly unremarkable period the adult industry seems to be going through. A lamentable lack of anything of any real note or interest at present. I did note (with a snort of derision) the publication of nominees for the Adult Industry Film Awards: that thoroughly unremarkable list probably sums up the thoroughly unremarkable period. It is no surprise that “Freddiesworld” productions have a (un)healthy presence in amongst them – they are, in my humble opinion – thoroughly unremarkable productions and it is also a rather unremarkable coincidence that “Freddie” and his Missus are the ones who organise the awards – (un)remarkably.

I’ve scoured some of my favourite sites trying to bring you a clip or two to lift the depression – but, guess what – there isn;t anything remotely remarkable to show you all…

Did I comment on how unremarkable things were at present?

 

REQUIRED: SUBMISSIVE SLUT FOR VIDEO PROJECT

Written by admin on August 28th, 2011

An exciting, adventurous and thoroughly uninhibited submissive is required asap for a long term video project.

Significant earning potential (I am told). If you wish to retain anonymity then you should not have any distinctive marks (tattoos); if anonymity is not an issue, then tattoos are fine. Age, looks, size, shape etc unimportant – attitude mega-important.

Located within 50 miles of Sheffield.

In the first instance – email your details to admin@thedonkeywork.com

LOOKING TO CAST BEFORE 15TH SEPTEMBER

 

ADULTFAIRGROUND

Written by admin on August 17th, 2011

I received an email informing me of this new site currently in beta testing – fuck me – it is fantastic!! A genuine rival to Adultwork and if you ask me, I think it is likely to win massive market share in a very short period of time:

TRY IT!

http://www.adultfairground.com/

 

“undesirable entity”

Written by admin on June 5th, 2011

You gotta laugh!

One can only assume that they have seen the new “TDWGlobal” messageboard; the ever-so-rational (tongue planted very firmly in cheek!) UKPunting folk have seen fit to impose a ban on me… How on earth will I ever recover!!

This weekend has proved that they are the punting-equivalent of the despised Sheffield-Scene clique! And what makes it all the more laughable is that their “leader” is none other than the punter who suffered so mercilessly at their hands and complained so loudly about their propensity for issuing bans… you really do have to laugh!

Well… folks – if it is fairness and objectivity that you want, you know where to come!

 

The “NEW” Global Punters Board

Written by admin on June 5th, 2011

Punternet favours the working girl…

UKPunting favours the punter…

Both are full of polarised opinion and nastiness. As a result, neither are pleasant places to discuss the scene as a fair minded and objective punter or provider… TDW Global aims to rectify that.

The Donkey Work Global has been created to provide some objectivity; some middle ground. A place where punters and providers can meet, mingle and share information and opinion.

GIVE IT A WHIRL!

The Donkey Work Global

 

Teen Kylie : A star in the making…

Written by admin on June 4th, 2011

She’s not going to be around for long – and it can only be a matter of time before this industry takes it toll on her. This girl would seem to be the epitome of the phrase “too good to be true”, but from talking to her – at great length, I hasten to add – I am a believer!

TEEN KYLIE IS THE REAL DEAL….

If you are in or around Essex – you HAVE to see this girl.

I’m not about to, nor will I ever, disclose some of the personal stuff that she revealed to me – but take it from me, there’s nothing fake about this girl and if I were within 50 miles of her Essex location I’d be there in a shot (and who knows… I might make a summer-time trip down her way in any event).

This girl is one of those rare – very rare – gems that sometimes find their way into this industry.

The stick and the ridicule that she has had over on UK Punting is a disgrace and it is testament to her character that she has taken – and continues to take it on the chin.

TK emailed me about my last entry on here to take issue with my comments regarding her education and her spelling. Well, I’ve told her that she should not be embarrassed or otherwise ashamed of her spelling. You can take my word for it that she is a very articulate and very intelligent young lady. Yes, her spelling is awful – but her spoken vocabulary is full and very advanced. And let us also acknowledge that her spelling is actually phonetically very accurate: this truly demonstrates a level of articulacy and intelligence and a well developed vocabulary but just a limited “conventional” education.

TK is a very attractive, mature-beyond-her-years and very intelligent young lady. She’s very independent and clearly very ambitious – and a genuinely promiscuous young lady who is presently enjoying what she does and seemingly does best…. who cares about a bit of spelling when this girls has so much more going for her! She’s lovely….

Yes… I’m loving TK! [AW Profile Here]

 

Who is TeenKylie?

Written by admin on May 31st, 2011

Those who follow the Sauna/Massage/Escort scene will probably have learned of UKPunting; the forum that “puts the punter first”, and I think it is fair to say that by and large, it does just that. It is rapidly replacing the Punternet forum as the “place to be” for the punter.

Now, those who frequented the Punternet forum probably detected the bias towards the working girl and realised that the vociferous punter was quickly slapped down and ostracised by the Punternet community of the girls and their “fluffies”. Well, the tables have turned with the advent of UKPunting and it is the girls who get put in their place, and none more so than the mysterious “TEENKYLIE“!

TK came from nowhere. I have to admit that I was a late starter on the UKPunting forum and either TK was there before me or she crept up from nowhere and commenced some sort of insidious infiltration of the board.

You have to admit, it all seems a bit “too good to be true”: attractive, busty (38FF) 18 year old girl, fresh on the scene but she finds her way onto this new forum made by punters for punters… The cynical amongst us will be thinking – yeah, yeah… of course she does.

Well… since arriving she has set the board alight.

The girl can do nothing right!

Whatever she says – and admittedly, it is often cringeworthy; I often find myself shaking my head in silent despair – she gets it in the neck. But the girl has a thick skin. She’s still around and she’s as controversial as ever. And her spelling…. well…. I have no idea what she was like at school – but English clearly wasn’t her strongest subject. And for this reason a lot of the UKPunting sorts liken her to the Little Britain character – “yeah but, no but, yeah….”

Well… I don’t follow that school of thought (no pun intended). I happen to think that it is a travesty that people like TK are being let down by the education system and find themselves without the necessary skills. And who knows… maybe the girl is dyslexic to a high degree? Some of what is levelled at her is probably below the belt – but, on UKPunting – the punter comes first!!! This is perhaps one of the worst elements of that site. A poster cannot be rude to a punter but it is acceptable for punters to be rude about working girls… I find that a little distasteful. But TK can TaKe it!!

Some accuse her of being a fraud… some accuse her of exercisng a clever marketing campaign; “touting”… some think she’s just a dumb blonde….

Me…

Well…. I don’t know quite what to think about her yet but I’m growing to like the girl.

The one thing that I will say is this – if she is for real then there is little wonder she doesn’t care what the punters on UKPunting think of her… as a fit-as-fuck, fresh-faced 18 year old (soon to be 19) with a pretty face a cracking pair of tits- she’s gonna have all the punters she can handle for a few years yet.

I’m hoping to bring a little bit more of TeenKylie to this site in the forthcoming days, weeks and months… as I say – if she;s real, then I say she’s one of the most controversial and exciting things to hit the scene for a while…. and if she’s a fraud – well… riding along with her is still gonna be a hell of a ride!

Watch this space

Click HERE for a look at TeenKylie’s Adultwork Profile

 

See some Gemma Massey

Written by admin on May 20th, 2011



 

TheDonkeyWork Sex Shop

Written by admin on May 17th, 2011

Bringing back the TDW Sex Shop!

http://www.thedonkeywork.com/sexshop/

Give it a try!

 

BENEFIT MUMS

Written by admin on May 14th, 2011

I’ve been hearing a bit about this phenomenon…

Older guys, looking for someone to “treat”, eager to help out young, grateful single mums…. I’m wondering where I might find myself a little benefit mum of my own!

Any of you out there reading this? (you know the email address: admin@thedonkeywork.com)